Top Ten Predictions for 2023 – April fools 2013

Top Ten Predictions for 2023 – April fools 2013

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  1. The U.S. Department of Justice will sue Microsoft for patent infringement over the concept of “taxes” which they seem to copy in the latest Windows and Office licensing agreements.

  2. Faxes will predominate as the only approved, secure communications approach approved for terminating Internet service provider accounts.

  3. Phablets will surpass books as the number one personal item to recycle.

  4. Angry Birds XANAX® Edition finally solves the iconic bird’s anger issues.

  5. “Blink Interfaces” will be banned after a father of four accidentally deletes his entire family while watching a rerun of the Doctor Who episode Angels Take Manhattan.

  6. Self-driving car accidents will likely increase when Google releases its new Map of Mars. If it is like the last time, the data will overlay the freeway map of the Los Angeles basin, causing commuters, for instance, looking for the intersection of Sepulveda and El Segundo to inadvertently drive into Gale Crater.

  7. In Big Bang Theory season 17, Sheldon will propose to Amy.

  8. Apple will finally release the iPhone 5s after many manufacturing delays related to display quality from Samsung.

  9. JJ Abrams will be tapped for a reboot of Car 64 Where Are You?

  10. Big Data predicts people won’t remember where they left their keys.

Daniel W. Rasmus

Daniel W. Rasmus, Founder and Principal Analyst of Serious Insights, is an internationally recognized speaker on the future of work and education. He is the author of several books, including Listening to the Future and Management by Design.

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